It’s like 20% empty shells! WTF! So I look under the bag hoping to find the holy grail of de-shelled pistachio heaven… But nothing!
This is Pistaccio Gate out in the open. Now I have to look over my shoulders.
It’s like 20% empty shells! WTF! So I look under the bag hoping to find the holy grail of de-shelled pistachio heaven… But nothing!
This is Pistaccio Gate out in the open. Now I have to look over my shoulders.
I’ve hated pistachios ever since I was on a bus and I saw a guy eat a full bag of them put the shells on his lap then let them fall when he stood up.
Fucker littered the bus with his left overs.
I feel like your hate maybe a wee bit misplaced here…
No I’m good Never really liked nuts anyway but this cracked it for me
Brought you out of your shell?
Crushed my soul
It’s ok though, pistachios aren’t nuts.