It’s like 20% empty shells! WTF! So I look under the bag hoping to find the holy grail of de-shelled pistachio heaven… But nothing!
This is Pistaccio Gate out in the open. Now I have to look over my shoulders.
Update: the bag after this one has not yet produced the same disparate amount of empty shells. It must have been a fluke!.. Or so I think!


I feel like your hate maybe a wee bit misplaced here…
No I’m good Never really liked nuts anyway but this cracked it for me
Brought you out of your shell?
Crushed my soul
It’s ok though, pistachios aren’t nuts.