Maybe it’s all legendary employees now

Epic is a private company, they don’t have any public stock to buy back.

The whole point of small claims court is that it doesn’t require a lawyer. In fact, many small claims courts actually bar lawyers.

But it’s a dry heat!

“Ninja rocks” is what they called the broken ceramic bits from spark plugs because you can throw a handful of them at a window, and it damages the glass without breaking it. When you do break the glass by hitting it after, it shatters more quietly.

Why would you thermite the fuel tank? A pile the size of a quarter will burn through an entire engine block and some of the pavement under it.