actually lady, if I could, I’ll ask my wife if she’d let me play with big beautiful bill. Trump can have ugly small twinky Jeffrey Epstein. Oh what’s that? Jeffery whaaaa? Okay fine. I accept, but only in one condition. No lube.

OK looks like they are. Yeah, moving along, its a big lie. Don’t come here. Specially in spring. Spring here is like big boobs. You see it and you’re fascinated by it. But then you move here and you’re like George Carling’s dog…where the fuck’s the food??? What happened to the sexy boobs? Why is everything around us and every building both wet and green? That (anything with a shape) is green and it’s not even a tree! And why is it still raining? No its sunny, no raining. Actually I came here with my dog but the wind took him… Ah he’s wet and green now. Oh its raining again… 1 years later…ahhhh! Spring is here! The Cherry blossoms! Awesome! This is so coo…oh raining again. Oh.

Yeah, don’t move here.

Are the actors in “sleepless in Seattle” still alive?

Yes. Happy to make your acquaintance, I mean aquarium. I mean to say that if I was paid I would make you an aquarium if I could. I don’t mean you into an aquarium, I mean I would purchase that parts to make an aquarium and then assemble them into one. I don’t mean the aquarium would be just one part, there would be many. I mean just one aquarium, not many. That didn’t take too long! I mean I’m still pooping. Well not by the time anyone reads this. I mean I could be pooping while you’re reading, buy it would be a different poop batch for sure. Hold on. I mean bye.

Probably not. Its cold here. Don’t come. It’s basically night the entire day for 6 months of the year.

Can’t find much in terms of a penis.

This is an unfair double standard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOSBZi6cHU&t=43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxEK7dbYBI&t=55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXvRrLmS1E&t=131

Finally some real penises:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-U3evvpeDk&t=259

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3FhT10WVNg&t=4

Side boob much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvDVely2Q0g&t=19

She does! LOL.

Here’s one with big areolas covered in sand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0eYPftTXLM&t=88

But you know its tits because it looks like sandy tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86qqdlAMQQ

If only there were videos on YouTube of people cleaning naked or trying transparent clothes.

The bi of Hormuz is listening.

And fucked all AI and chip related businesses because Ukraine and the middle east are the main sources of helium.

They also made China angry… Lithium for batteries, rare earth for magnets and optics.

Any other way to kick your own balls?

Helium-icon microscopes, an alternative to scanning electron microscopes.

Leak detection is needed to check Air Conditioners…let that sink in!!!

And then we have dumb uses for helium:

Party balloons… Some use hydrogen and methane… Right?

Hold on to your phones like they were the very last ones ever made. No helium = no computing at all.

Hard drives use helium. Aluminum/tig and other Welding uses helium, all chip making processes use helium, laser cutters use helium, fusion energy LOL, uses helium like a total bitch. Some chemistry uses helium.

We are soooo fucked.

Call me if they finally find a perfectly crisp pistachio.