So this :

Meanwhile :

Same scale.

Actually, he doesn’t want to steal the money for the American people. What he wants is the money for himself.

Hopefully it takes over some dangerous hardware and gives them a lesson.

I work with things that you can only touch once. After that you literally won’t want to touch them again. You also won’t want to touch anything else 😜. Come to think of it, you won’t want or desire anything, think about anything. More love or singing or running or moving much more than a passing twitch every few milliseconds.

She looks chill like that guy from Turkey:

I’m still cool. Look at how golden he is! Very presidential.

Wife: nice! That’s like a quick 5 dollar fix. Hurry up! I wanna go to Costco and you’re coming with.

Pipe: just me down here. Keep digging! One more foot man! You’re close! 6feet later…nah, you’re definitely almost here…jup! That’s a piece of pipe!

I want a pet rat like that lol!

The PervPods look incredible… funny 🤣😂. Like the nerdiest person would feel nerdy using those things.

Put it this way…pickles are incredibly delicious.

Welcome to Thailand!
Tom Tom, where you last night?

There was a recent AI post about creating an AI that would rob banks automatically. You’re not to blame, you just created it. It alone robbed the banks. It just so happened that you knew where it kept the money. And sorry if It was your money before. Finders keepers I guess.

They need tire punching dividers. It could be bollards that would be fine if a person hits them but would crack under the weight of a car to reveal a nice nail spike.

Can’t sell you a CD or a chip with the game, but how about some audio tape!? 😁

How about just package surveillance… secret surveillance. You know, they’ll watch the package but if something happens they do nothing and don’t tell you anything about it.

Driver fleas could have been the problem I’m sure. Our family car got rear-ended by a woman driving a heavier car while texting and petting her dogs at 45mph on a 30mph zone on a straight street. Literally, driving while not paying attention makes you a possible criminal.

For men and women!

Unisexual! From Walmart!

Fine, I’ll bring the bottle. But I ain’t holding it for them. Now, as a PSA, Costco water bottles work for kids but adults have a hard time. Milk jugs have both, the capacity and the proper diameter. Lol.

Rich people don’t keep pee bottles? I don’t mean I keep the bottle for fucking posterity in golden goodness! I mean there’s an empty bottle in the car … just in case! You never know!