Have some üüüüüüüüü’s, you seem in need.
I’ll throw in an ä, ö but also the odd ß.
If you don’t have any Ü’s available, you can substitute them with “ue”, that’s also what many German programmers have to do since programming with a German keyboard layout sucks.
ice/box/icebox. English is easy too 😎
Now try that with Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (Eggshell breaking point causer?)
Well you shoulda put that on the Vince McMahon image macro!
I agree :D
I actually have no idea how hard English is relative to German because I haven’t studied either as a language student, so I can’t actually compare. It was just such an easy layup I couldn’t resist.
I’m feeling Krank, call a Krankenwagen to drive me to the Krankenhaus!
Dont forget your gesundheitskarte!
Same in Swedish:
Coupboard - Skåp
Cold - Kyla
Fridge - Kylskåp
What’s the refrigerator’s gender?
Der - male
Because it’s derived from "der Schrank*
I know he gets around, but you you didn’t have to call him a schrank.
Ok, I know, this is a joke, but I’m currently to dumb
Calling someone “einen Schrank” in German usually means, that he is build like a tank
But I’m really not good at making connections with different languages, so please help me out o:-)
You and me, we’re both not anglophone enough to get it.
It shounds like skank in english.
Hop in the skanktank
The one in your kitchen is masculine. Others may be feminine.
So refrigerators can actually change their gender and swap pronouns?
Well, if he decides to lie down he becomes a Kühltruhe cooler chest, and therefore feminine.
But if she grows up into a walk-in cooler she becomes masculine again as a Kühlraum or begehbarer Kühlschrank.And if he decides to get a job and work in retail, he becomes feminine again with die Kühltheke
Every animal is either some kind of pig or some kind of dog.
My favourite is Schildkröte. A toad with a shield.
Nilpferd.
Horse from the Nile river.
Hippopotamus.
Hippo - horse
Potamos - river
TIL!
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those Germans really have a word for everything











