

“Due to lower than expected album sales, James Hetfield has had to settle for a solid gold swimming pool instead of the solid platinum pool he really wanted.”
Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.


“Due to lower than expected album sales, James Hetfield has had to settle for a solid gold swimming pool instead of the solid platinum pool he really wanted.”
I mean… I’ve actually seen this exact thing served as street food in Japan, so I don’t think they are that upset about it.
You could use Damage Resistance. Instead of having the AC for platemail be super high, just apply Damage Resistance: Physical to it. The rules have stuff to distinguish hard to hit and hard to damage, but generally the only time I see damage resistances used is if you’re fighting skeletons that have a natural resistsnce to non-bludgeoning melee attacks.
Even with 1 extra round in the chamber and the 25 in the magazine doesn’t give you an amount divisible evenly by 3. 😬
Sends a loud message
But… Thermite’s not explosive? They probably won’t hear it.


They just breathe into the gas tank after happy hour.
“He was shot in the head. So, naturally, he died.”
Their other stuff is pretty normal. But still no image, so I don’t think it’s a federation issue.
Man I am getting annoyed by having posts appear in my feed before they are fully federated so an image post has everything but the image.
(maybe by the time I am finished typing this it will appear; and not your fault, OP)
All of them are of characters that are dressed in pan-sexual flag colors (Magenta, Cyan, and Yellow) so it wastes as much ink as possible.
If I quit, and the boss man is like “you can’t quit, you’re fired!” I’d be like “woohoo! unemployment!” which I wasnt gonna get by quitting.
Edit: I missed the quiet part. Still gonna leave this here tho.
Euopean Cinematic Universe


Baked potatoes for all the firemen 😃
It’s only environmentally friendly to eat humans with a net worth over a certain amount.
Human penis is boring when you see one every single day. 🤷♂️


Extremely stable and never crashes
I mean, sure… If you just let it sit there doing nothing. 🤷♂️


It’s a video. There’s audio.
Nihilism is related to existentialism, and is about believing in nothing but what you experience or can prove.
Oh, so I am a nihilist? 🤔


Makes me wonder why indicating a right turn, when on a bike or motorcycle isn’t just pointing your right arm, the way lefts are indicated with your left arm. The up for right, down for stop only really makes sense for cars because you sit on the left side of the vehicle and nobody’s right arm can reach out the right side window.
It’s called “unpopular opinions,” not “trolling” or “borderline psychotic opinions.”