Well for starters, last time I literally posted myself fucking a blanket from an angle so people could specifically see what they could not, and accidentaly made some sounds I was ironicaly trying not to.

I once covered myself in my own saliva, and rubbed myself raw. I would just simulate being tasted and chewed and imagine myself as really tasty, so I would squish myself quite a bit. I love the rough surface of my fur blanket as well.

I finally get to use Earbuds and just listen to different kinds of sounds of moaning, effort, surfaces rubbing. Stuff I don’t get to do. I once really knew no one was around, and let myself go WILD, made some sounds, I just enjoyed standing up proud, in the open, just appreciating my own body. I cummed in a pot with a plant in it, and burried the evidence.

There is, to me, a perfect reality, and then a most arousing sexual fantasy. The two dovetail, but are intrinsically separate.

The perfect reality is the stateless, classless, moneyless society of Communism. Otherwise there are various competing sexual fantasies, like seeing a woman fucked by robot arms, or debauchery in a 1950s-looking household.

I really don’t get the whole “guilt-free” part of it because guilt is when I harm someone else. When I truly harm someone else, like my partner, it ruins the fantasy. It’s not a me thing, it’s an us thing: such as fulfilling a girl’s fantasy of being auctioned off or abducted. If the other person isn’t aroused, it doesn’t work.

I think I’d put a Q-Tip in my ear and clean the wax out. Fuck the warnings…

Basically I am a paramedic but in order to save young ladies lives I must give them orgasms.

First call of the night, and I am already in a bad mood because someone borrowed my 12 inch dildo and didn’t return it to my medical kit. The batteries in the Magic Wand are almost fucked as well.

We present at the address and it turns out a Margot Robbie look-alike has slipped in the shower (probably drunk) and can’t get up. No worries, bathroom scenes are hot, I can work with that.

I get in there quick, my Rabbit vibrator already out and ready to go, she starts to say “I think my hip-” but it’s too late the rabbit is already in her and working it’s magic and I reposition myself behind her head and cradle her head in my arms and kiss her forehead and tell her that “A Big Bold Beautiful Journey” was really not that bad a film and if it was then she was still good anyway and it was all Colin Farrel’s fault or maybe the director. She agrees and moves my hands to her nipples which are already bullet hard and heaving up and down with each deep, needy breath.

Someone opens the bathroom door and it’s a Tom Ackerley look-alike so I just yell “I’ve got this mate!” as Margot’s legs are flopping around on the floor like a fish on the bottom of a boat and the red Rabbit vibrator is sticking out of her, buzzing like a horny little psycho bee. Tom tries to protest “But my wife-” so I punch him in the face and go back to Margot who is almost ready to cum now, almost but not quite. A naughty finger up her arse is what she needs to get over the line (kinky bitch).

Next call we need to go to a Miranda Kerr look-alike’s house, she is having a seizure. No probs we get this all the time. I get her up on her knees so she is seizing back and forward against her desk, her arse making smacking sounds like a drum beat against the cheap plywood. Then I slip my suction cupped dildo in between her and the desk and she starts rocking back and forward in a way that I can tell is more than just a seizure, she is into it, so I grab her by the hips and really start hauling her arse backwards each time, so it slaps hard against the desk and the dildo fills her cunt fully with each and every rough stroke. I tell her she is still hot even though it’s 2025 now and she cums with me watching the dildo stretch her until she rocks forward one last time and a massive fountain of squirt sprays the side of that shitty desk.

Perfect reality I’d be a girl lol.
Don’t want to start a trans debate; I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’d rather have been born a woman but going through transitioning isn’t what I want at this time in my life. Maybe if it had been more accepted and mainstream when I was a child, but by now we’re way past the post for that.

That said, I’d get exhibitionist with it!

I don’t usually feel guilty about my debauchery, but I’d love to find a few women and femmes for an irl erotic roleplay group, spend a few months or maybe a year just living together, playing out each others’ fantasies, dressing up in cosplay or something, marking things off our fuck-it lists. Maybe end it off with a big orgy to celebrate. And if one of them was a sugar momma who could cover me so I didn’t need to work and could focus on writing and learning guitar and getting back in shape during, even better.

I have two pet girls. One is blonde and the other is a curvy asian. They have cat-tail butt plugs and little pink ears and diamond studded shock collars to ensure loyalty. And they meow, obviously, but only when told, and if they don’t? They get spanked or shocked or water thrown at them or I tie their little ankles together and have my way with them, but nothing too weird because I’m not a psycho, but like, enough for them to appreciate who’s in charge.

The blonde is a bratty little bitch who pushes my coffee mug off the table deliberately, because you need the bratty one, and the other is like, super sweet and obedient, and they hate each other because I play them against each other and punish the good one for the bad one’s fuck-ups, but also they’re obsessed with each other’s bodies and I often find them humping each other near their litter box when they think I am not paying attention (I am always paying attention). And I make them do stuff for me, like one massages my feet while the other eats me out or they crawl around the apartment on hands and knees with vibrators sticking out of them while I sip cheap wine and ignore them until they’re so desperate to cum they start humping both of my legs at the same time and I relent and tell them they can 69 each other until they get off but afterwards they must eat some cat food.

Haha well having a harem of beautiful girls is pretty much the dream for most guys no?

Hmmm, as a dominant partner one of my favourite things to think about is having an equal. A dominating woman to partner with, to both dominate a sub at the same time. Someone to share a free use sub between. Leashes, chains, whips, the lot

I’ve roleplayed it in the past with partners online, (all being in different parts of the world really hurt us) and it was amazing. To play it out in real life would be a dream come true.

For your “perfect reality” I’m imagining no STI’s - or even better, being able regenerate or come back to life. Maybe this is like a VR thing or something.

I’d love to be slowly strangled while taking a line of raw cocks. Just absolutely leaking semen while slowing being forced unconscious. Maybe some sort of garrote every guy does one twist on.

There’s a couple women I’d like to lovingly make love to, I’d do that until I’m tired of it.

If it takes all life so be it.

Nice try, slanesh cultist

I think a week of fucking absolutely anyone i want to in any way would do it. Absolutely anyone adult with no tabu or consideration about their enjoyment…only me and my urges and desires.

I love dirty derogatory talk so there would be a lot of that also…

I recently went vegetarian again, but I’d really like a thick juicy steak.

A reality with perfect vat-grown meat?