return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agoRobot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centersfortune.comexternal-linkmessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1external-linkRobot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centersfortune.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square34linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremorto@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agoImagine destroying those robots as a hobby just to make the big tech lose money
minus-squareglibg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agoSnare one, wrap it in some kind of faraday bag, then disassemble it and resell the parts. Or befriend it and play Frisbee together.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agoReprogram it to hunt billionaires instead.
minus-squarek0e3@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 days agoSend it back on the post to hunt the baby tech bros.
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·25 days agoJust like the T-800 and K2-SO. Reprogram all the droids.
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·26 days agoFaraday nets are fucking genius.
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoWith a just a few just large enough neodymium magnets. No signal, no movement, no data.
minus-squareCheeseNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·26 days agoStrong magnet or some kind of taser on a long stick, ez takedown.
minus-squaremelroy@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·26 days agoDestroy? Nah. I will reprogram them.
Imagine destroying those robots as a hobby just to make the big tech lose money
Snare one, wrap it in some kind of faraday bag, then disassemble it and resell the parts. Or befriend it and play Frisbee together.
Reprogram it to hunt billionaires instead.
Send it back on the post to hunt the baby tech bros.
Just like the T-800 and K2-SO. Reprogram all the droids.
Faraday nets are fucking genius.
With a just a few just large enough neodymium magnets.
No signal, no movement, no data.
Strong magnet or some kind of taser on a long stick, ez takedown.
Destroy? Nah. I will reprogram them.