the reason this doesn’t work as a LinkedinLunatic post is that there isn’t any bootlicking, we needed a twist at the end where she somehow brings it back to a bootlicker’s perspective
like the end needs to reveal this was an ad for her pillow company, and she was actually trying to sell us on the efficiency of the pillow as an opportunity for employers to cut labor costs and wages and a reason people should just settle for a body pillow instead of a livable wage
I know it is not really a wild take but I dunno I just thought it was funny as hell to see them relate all of this to their son’s Konosuba body pillow.
Also they posted it to LinkedIn, a site for… Business stuff? Man I don’t get that site.
if this was really posted on LinkedIn, then it belongs here for sure - but I just assumed it was fake and wasn’t written well enough to be good satire
Fair enough. My lunatics I see are always a little more just… Broken rather than businessy.
Like this

Apart from the fact she threw her son right under the Megumin-bodypillow-shaped bus, this is actually the most real take I’ve ever seen on LinkedIn…
And that’s what makes it Lunatic, because nobody making this kind of take should care about posting on LinkedIn - getting suits to care about the everyman is like trying to get a wolf to care about the sheep its eating.

Most based take I’ve seen on LinkedIn. And I mean the original definition of based.
This opinion is offered by a basehead?
Looks fake. Digital marketing INTERN? who has a 27 year old son?
To be fair, that’s not that unusual anymore
Megumin is about tied for most mentally stable member of the cast, along with Yunyun. Also Wiz is kinda senile and wastes money endlessly while Megumin is a couponer.
Yunyun supremacy
Dang… I always forget about Yunyun.
Most sane lunatic on LinkedIn.






