the reason this doesn’t work as a LinkedinLunatic post is that there isn’t any bootlicking, we needed a twist at the end where she somehow brings it back to a bootlicker’s perspective

like the end needs to reveal this was an ad for her pillow company, and she was actually trying to sell us on the efficiency of the pillow as an opportunity for employers to cut labor costs and wages and a reason people should just settle for a body pillow instead of a livable wage