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3 days agohow dare you say that about Poppy 😭
dandelion (she/her)
Message me and let me know what you were wanting to learn about me here and I’ll consider putting it in my bio.
- no, I’m not named after the character in The Witcher, I’ve never played
- pronouns: she/her
I definitely feel like I’m more of like a dumpling than a woman at this point in my life.
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Cake day: March 2nd, 2024
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fair enough, not sure we have a community for that or not 🤔
EDIT: a quick search reveals there is no such community at least that my instance has access to 👍
3·3 days agothe reason this doesn’t work as a LinkedinLunatic post is that there isn’t any bootlicking, we needed a twist at the end where she somehow brings it back to a bootlicker’s perspective
like the end needs to reveal this was an ad for her pillow company, and she was actually trying to sell us on the efficiency of the pillow as an opportunity for employers to cut labor costs and wages and a reason people should just settle for a body pillow instead of a livable wage
/r/thatsthejoke
every man just wants to be one of the girls, right? (right!?)