• dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 days ago

    the reason this doesn’t work as a LinkedinLunatic post is that there isn’t any bootlicking, we needed a twist at the end where she somehow brings it back to a bootlicker’s perspective

    like the end needs to reveal this was an ad for her pillow company, and she was actually trying to sell us on the efficiency of the pillow as an opportunity for employers to cut labor costs and wages and a reason people should just settle for a body pillow instead of a livable wage

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    3 days ago

    Apart from the fact she threw her son right under the Megumin-bodypillow-shaped bus, this is actually the most real take I’ve ever seen on LinkedIn…

    And that’s what makes it Lunatic, because nobody making this kind of take should care about posting on LinkedIn - getting suits to care about the everyman is like trying to get a wolf to care about the sheep its eating.