• Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      7·
      3 days ago

      Sure but then again I wouldn’t be winning if I stopped blocking the screen with my juicy ass.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      4·
      2 days ago

      Big shrug here, I’m sorry to say. You can disable NSFW posts in your settings, for what it’s worth!

  • hingledingle@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    3 days ago

    I can just barely see, I might have to get a bit closer, and you have to stop jumping and swaying with each curve.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      3 days ago

      Hey, moving target just adds to the challenge. Where’s the fun if everything’s easy? 😜

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          2 days ago

          Oh now that would be an interesting challenge… the noise filtering on the joycons is pretty good, but I don’t know if they’re that good…

          • hingledingle@fedinsfw.appEnglish
            1·
            2 days ago

            I like my women like I like my waggle controls: …wait, stand up? Tilt it to the left? Blow on it? Get a little closer? Smaller motions? Light some candles? sigh ill get fresh batteries.

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      3 days ago

      Hey it seemed like a good idea at the time, and it’s not like it could make the joycon drift any worse. Those straps don’t really replace a flared base though, do they…

      • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
        1·
        3 days ago

        You’re making the case for something more suited to controlling that ass? Not that the alternatives aren’t going to have you making involuntary movements that will affect your ability to stay in charge…

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      1·
      2 days ago

      Given the average MarioKart 8 race takes two minutes, you say you can get me off and make it back to first? Pretty bold claim… 😉

      • qarbone@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 days ago

        It won’t be easy but I’m willing to dig in and do the hard work, if you’re willing to provide your ass istance.

  • PoisedRanger@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    3 days ago

    Challenge accepted! Though I have to admit my good hand-eye-coordination and experience will not be enough to beat your impeccable winning strategy. 🤩🍑

    Guess I’ll have to find another way to beat you. 😏

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    2·
    3 days ago

    Ok, I mean… I think we’re on Choco Mountain now, but I can’t … really tell.

    Howabout this:

    If I somehow win, I flip you around, and then we cruise down Jungle Parkway?

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      2·
      3 days ago

      Careful diving in there; if you miss, a lickitus shows up and drops you back where you were.

      (god that pun is a stretch)

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      3·
      3 days ago

      Blue shell life / blue shell wife… or something. There’s probably a joke in here about bullet bill too, but I’m so busy winning at mariokart I can’t spare the time to think it up.

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          3 days ago

          I figured lol. Blue your load too early, I guess. But never be ashamed of a good joke, great minds think alike, you never know unless you try, other vague platitudes that are a clever way to distract from the starman I’ve carried up four places get wreeeeecked

          • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            1·
            3 days ago

            This Luigi’s wily, and knows alternate routes to keep your knuckles white, pulse pounding, breath hot in your mouth. Watch me while I focus on chasing that Peach, eating up track until she let’s go of the wheel.

  • ExhibiCat@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    3 days ago

    That remains to be seen. Mario has a way of pulling out a banana at the right point in time to change up the game 🍌

    This is very definitely the right time to make the race more slippery 😈 but to a gentleman winning the game means not finishing first 😇