eating =/= licking - but fwiw you’ve eaten plenty of slug slime in your life. While there are slug-borne parasites, the ones which are a threat to humans cannot live in the mucous itself (at least with banana slugs…)
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Oh man you have gotta try licking one. True PNW right of passage - the slime is a shockingly effective anesthetic.
A football field/pitch is an internationally relatable reference point - it’s used all the time to give a sense of scale.
ex:
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-48827490
https://www.sciencefocus.com/tags/international-space-station
Er… Non-US countries also use “dozen” and have football fields. The only thing here that’s an american measurement is “inches”, and she shouldn’t have much a problem understanding that since the thing being measured is right in front of her.
This one is reaching.
18·5 days agoLowkey the plot of Cells At Work (Black) which, while pretty flawed in several ways, was still an interesting spinoff from the original anime
Never happened, but still funny.
34·8 days agocolor revolution
Oh god.
Lying about fuckin’ everything? Agreed.
2·11 days agoI don’t just look sexy, I am sexy! Thank you!
My tripod and I say thank you! (I do often have a photographer but they’re staying away due to plague)
Lol thank you! Totally worth setting up my real lights, ugh I cannot wait to be feeling better. Gotta get back to posting, keep the new server goin’!
This is a fuckin’ cologne ad, daaaamn dude that is a great photo.
Apparently I’m coping with the boredom by taking “thematic nudes” so…
Super agree tho. Being sick sucks!
I think someone on top of me might actually kill me right now, but thank you for the offer. Maybe some kind of behind-arrangement, where I don’t have to move or breathe in anyone’s face or engage in any form of intelligible conversation…
Right?? Like what part of the immune system is responsible for going “oh hey you’re gonna be stupid horny - but also the walk between the kitchen and your fortress of tissue boxes is going to leave you exhausted for the next hour” this is a terrible arrangement I would like to speak to the manager.
62·12 days agoCryin’ over some of these comments, this one is masterful SMCF. Good to see you back on form.
7·15 days agoThe left one is the RC model they made before the right one (the full-size version)
Yeah, this is a solved problem any hairdresser can fix. Still annoying of the friends though.
It depends on the terms of the service - you would want to check carefully to see what your actual funding requirements are, however most sites are extremely lenient and scams are rampant. Delaying until people simply forget is a common and effective strategy. However again, given the highly political nature of events like this, you would run a high risk of a lawsuit and may be investigated for wire fraud if you are not careful about your terms.