i watched American Pie to know how they look like
According to the first movie warm apple pie feels like penetration.
…is he going to fuck that pie??
Wizzy gonna dick down that pie. Do some pieception. It wasn’t a cream pie before but magic can make it happen.
she wizzy on my pie till i ception
No, he’s going to make love to it. Romantically. There’s a difference.
Hmm, not my ballpark, i wouldnt know
https://youtu.be/8NgIiTwKtws?t=11
First thing I thought of when I saw the title.
Here at Wages for Mages, we have all sorts of wizards for your magical staffing needs.
We have:
The Necromancer. The Pyromancer. The Pie Romancer. The Street Magician The Illusionist The Kill-anything Wizard
And last of all…
The Math Wizard.
Dungeon Dynamite is such a great series.
100% read that in Ice King’s voice.
Me, a Pansexual: Just give me the pie pan when you’re done with the pie.
That’s a very horny pie.
If I eat the wizard who ate the pie, do I get powers of both the wizard and pie, or do I have to eat them as seperate entrees entirely? Thinking of the dank elves, of course. You know why.
