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The services will never change because consumers are lazy.

That is not true!

The services get more expensive and the quality goes down.

Your banana slug is ripe and almost ready to make banana slug bread!

Not enough hands to hold all four!

Screenshot is from Firefox on a PC when right clicking on a link. Other browsers and devices might have other options, or might not have an option to copy the link without tracking. I was just pointing out there is a very direct label for doing the thing we are talking about.

Ebony becomes so angry at this perceived betrayal[e] that she runs crying into the Forbidden Forest, where she is approached by Lord Voldemort. Voldemort, speaking in faux-archaic English, gives her a gun and demands that she kill Vampire.

There is also a cameo by a gothic Marty McFly, who gives Ebony a black DeLorean time machine able to transform into an iPod, allowing her to travel forward in time.

I kinda want to read it now.

As is tradition.

Specifically her ability to marry who she wants, because everything is about her.

“Get in the Eva, Shinji!”

I thought the Bible really nailed his sense of humor.

Posthumously.

Or the more direct

Now now, “Hope [Harris] loses” does not necessarily mean “hope Trump wins”.

Since that was the only person she could plausibly lose to, yes it fucking does mean that.

EU CAT tax.

Guess we just let for profit companies and authoritarian states suck up all the data on everyone whether it works or not then.

Limiting total time spent on something is one of the parental control options. It isn’t just blocking things 100%.

Limiting total time spent on something is one of the parental control options. It isn’t just blocking things 100%.

There is no problem to solve that hasn’t already been addressed with parental controls.

For less than 12 months, sure.

Never, because when the appropriate amount of money is used they don’t call it ‘throwing money at the problem’. It is a phrase that means something along the same lines as wasting money on a thing instead of doing what is really needed.

Thanos was wrong in theory.

Halving all life doesn’t change the life to resources ratio. Even halving all sapient life doesn’t solve anything when populations will just continue to grow.