

I have a hair trimmer. Trim all my hair down to 5mm once every two months. Easy.


I have a hair trimmer. Trim all my hair down to 5mm once every two months. Easy.
Narasimha says hello


$400k bonus per employee? Forgive me for not shedding a tear in solidarity with them.
He’s gonna be presenting to the emergency room soon, regardless


Humans can regrow ribs


Ali ke bandar, bas kar


WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER
Beero, even
Almost all school teachers are now female. That tells us enough about who can teach what.
Even elephants benefit from having older bull elephants around to teach and temper them. Just as his neighbour can’t teach him how to do makeup, his mom can’t teach him how to fix a truck. Both are very unlikely to have the proper experiences for it.


What if I am not friends with anyone who is a walking blob of lard? Do I get a free pass to shittalk them?
Threaten them, or threaten their votes.
It wasn’t intentional, but I believe that my subconscious knows what’s up, so I’ll stick with it.
It’s insanity. Should be the complete opposite. If there’s no renter in it? More tax!
I never thought that it could immediately be cancelled. Gonna use it from now!
Make a secondary house all but impossible to own via property tax, and make it illegal for corporations to own property. Watch housing cost plummet through the floor.
He should be living at the bottom of the ocean.
Gay men also divorce very rarely.


As if Canadians aren’t ridiculous enough already.
They can be the same thing. COMPETITIVE HOUSEKEEPING YEEHAAAW!!!