This can’t be real. Who would write this down? This sounds like an easy lawsuit.

There’s an episode of South Park like this where Randy and his wife go on Only Fans. She’s making a ton of money within a month, he is obliviously not.

I’m as surprised as you are.

Italians: Macaroni? Never meet the guy.

French: Non, c’est pas nous. And, ah, stop suggesting it iz oos.

English: Mate, cheddar ‘n’ butter mixed into pasta’s onna da finest fings we ever doone. This is our proudest moment :''3

Japanese: Accurate.

No, the part about Thomas Jefferson is accurate, but his chef thought it was a take on French cuisine. Turns out it’s descended from English casseroles.