Apples are your sugar and your fiber if you choose to use them that way.

Acorns… all I can think of is Sandra Lee’s Kwanza cake which one reviewer called an “edible hate crime.”

Anyone in this scenario should remember it’s temporary and they can get right back on the horse of sobriety without destroying their lives again.

That shaky final beer at 7 in the morning before the drive to rehab.

Wow. Guess we’ll starve maybe.

Self injection seems impossible until you do it a few times and it’s like… oh…

They say the OTC stuff often works better than that opioids anyway. I’d give them a try.

Feel better!

Most of them also have a slow cook feature as well.

Instant pot does this but in 30 minutes tops.

Almost all bikers are drivers but not all drivers are bikers. I think pointing fingers elsewhere is less than helpful.

I am a bike rider and a car driver and I 100% agree with this. Everyone needs to follow the rules. When I’m driving, I let a bike go even if I think I have right of way. It adds 10 seconds to my day. Same thing with Bike. I give people the right of way and stop at light and stop signs looking both ways.

I like that this post is coming right as I’m planning to tighten my budget a fast more/lose weight.

People are homeless because of mental illness and drugs.

What a TERRIBLE legal argument. I hope they get a refund on those lawyer fees because WOW.

They love to give you your money back temporarily and then quietly rule against you and take it back.

You’re telling me we shouldn’t have trusted a sentient Annabelle doll in a t-shirt and jeans with the safety of defenseless children? Is THAT what you’re telling ME!? … Well, yeah, actually, that makes a lot of sense.

Meat in the microwave. People need to stop.

I am barely older than this microwave and am now worried.

You mean we shouldn’t have put our children’s safety in the waxy grasp of a sentient Annabel in a t-shirt and jeans?

Sounds plausible. I’ve no idea.

I accept cashier’s checks from all major banks.

I can count 10 misdemeanors alone you could get for doing this if you refuse to leave after being tased and pepper-sprayed by security.