Fucking gatekeeper.

This is a world filled with humans and we are all humans.

We’re all one race on this planet, we all burp and fart and thats the way God planned it

They’re speaking Trump’s language.

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

Try leading with “Hello-Bongjoor”, they’ll understand.

You’ve told me quite a bit already.

People who like Taylor Swift and Twilight and Bieber are all stuck up cunts.

Wow that’s fun! Generalizing groups of people is quick and easy! Thanks for the idea!

or to do something really gross to keep the stuff in their digestive track longer.

Looking at you, rabbits.

84% would vote for him again

Don’t celebrate to hard.

You’d be shocked what they allow to be called leather. I expect the environmental impact of leather is far worse than the production of vinyl. Tanning is pretty nasty.

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

Sorry. You’ll have to come by my house and watch me play. You can tell me to touch grass.

If you can build blocks of 9 they usually reward you with a big clear. I think my combo steak is 200 or something.

I feel like I have it figured out. Always be blastin’. You have to make a line every time. Don’t wait for the tetris, they want to to put the block where it feels wrong. They reward you when you make a line in a funny way.

I love how mad my daughter is at how good I am at it. She’s been playing for years and is at 1m. She was headpat-y and “good for you” when I got to to 100k. Now she’s pissed lol

Don’t plan on renting a car to drive to those destinations. It’s certainly possible to drive from Montreal to Vancouver in 10 days but it won’t leave much time for hockey games.

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