Pizza place doesn’t deliver to my area. Uber eats does.

Either rotate your legs, or rotate your penis.

Those shouldn’t line up that way.

Huh. When I look for more Aviator Fut Suits, the results look very different…

So… Person does a crime. Person goes to a room. The person gets food and shelter. Both of those is a cost to the room owner.

How is the room owner making a profit?

A Room

If Australia does, I’m too “stuck indoors with no TV” to notice.

I do know there are too many teens/indigenous Australians locked up.

Private prison.

Unless I am really out of the loop. Is that prison for profit???

How???

I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.

Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee

I got 3 kindles off eBay for the price of 1 new. 2 successfully jail broken (and 1 ready to be jail broken. Just on the fence of making another account, or gamble my main one again)

Treasure ahead

Time for jumping

I may not be the best at spot the difference, but I found 1!!!1!

My personality means I can’t go bank robbing, but more often than not, I am thinking of Bhodi (from Point Break)…

Robbing just enough for their eternal summer…

The NIN song Terrible Lie hits me the most of Reznors discography.

For me, it sounds like he WANTED a god to help him, but then they didn’t respond.

I grew up in a church. The happiest years of my life was in youth group, excited to grow up and become a youth pastor or a missionary, sharing the gospel.

Now I grew up, and saw the flaws in The Church. TRUE Christians who sell EVERYTHING, and live like Jesus, a traveling helper, are cool, but I’ve only met 1 in my whole life.

But now, modern christianity is asking for donations to fix the church carpet because ‘the pastor doesn’t like the colour’ and ‘donating’ KitKat and gingerbeer to the men of the church because its father’s day

I was going give my joke answer about how I just made a bash script to mount all my hard drives to mnt/[directories 1-13], instead of just mounting it through F-Stab, but this is NOTHING compared to your examples…

I would vote for this one

Ive got a work iPad. There are ads in the calculator (plus a paid upgrade for like the smart pencil scribble math upgrade. Imagine paying $700 AUD for the cheapest iPad here in AUS, for a subscription fee for the calculator)

:)

I remember my 2nd play through of elden ring. I found patches in shaded castle, gave me a letter or something, then died.

Law enforcement asking kids for ID for walking down the street?

And its NOT The Onion?