If I was to reboot how would I flex to my windows friends that I don’t have to. 🤔

Platypus: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Queen fans: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

If it was me, I was nice the first time, now I’d just tell them to f**k off.

With a “If I have to tell you to cancel my membership another time it will attract a $10 fee for each subsequent response from me, I expect your response in no less than 5 days”