My wife sometimes gets angry at me because she dreamt i was cheating on her.

Deutsche Bahn is getting subsidies for servicing unprofitable routes and still has been cutting back on those massively.

Work harder, peasants! Those tax cuts for the rich won’t finance themselves!

Why do you have to personally attack me like that?

Sorry Igor, we’re all out of drones. Here’s your pointy stick. This way to the enemy.

While the US is certainly to blame for that to a large extent, a lot of them problems are also home made.

Depends on what team you’re on. But he’s definitely never played for team America.

I think it’s dumb to call every captured rock a moon.

That’s a safe bet if ever there was one.

No fucking way in fucking hell I’ll go there.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

The trouble with that strategy is, it’ll only work once. If the goal is to never have a birthday celebration again, it works, of course.

What are you, some kind of normie?

Exactly.

Just because i don’t believe in gods, doesn’t mean i believe in nothing. That’s a common misconception that the religious like to promote.

He hates you because he thinks you’re a bunch of suckers and losers. And you being where you are proves he has a point. Plus, he enjoys making people suffer. Have you tried not being suckers and losers any more?

It’s not at all difficult to explain. “I don’t believe in gods.” Simple as that.

You’ll need a lot of those to protect a pipeline.

Ich hab mein Kuseng ein Krosong mitgebracht.

Does a bear shit in the woods?