• X@piefed.world
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    8 days ago

    Throw heavy objects at their heads until they shut the fuck up, then eat the cake while they ponder where exactly they went wrong

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      8 days ago

      The trouble with that strategy is, it’ll only work once. If the goal is to never have a birthday celebration again, it works, of course.