• Ougie@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Wow sounds like you also need a good prick up the bottom to release all that air you absolute insufferable gasbag.

    My advice came from Kenji López-Alt, specifically from this video: https://youtu.be/hb0Elaa6gxY Now I don’t know where you’re from and what kind of eggs you’re used to, but in Europe we have normal eggs straight from the chicken’s ass and that’s how long they take to boil.

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      5 days ago

      It’s called a cloaca, you uneducated swine!

      (Sorry, couldn’t pass on a good streak of online insult throwing)

    • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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      5 days ago

      You should have added that you live above 4000m where water boils at 86 degrees centigrade.
      Then 7 minutes to soft yolk make total sense.

      Oxygen starvation might then also explain your very strange insult game.

      • Ougie@lemmy.world
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        5 days ago

        So no response to Kenji’s video huh? What do you have to say to Kenji? Is he wrong? Is he cooking his eggs for too long? Are you a better chef? Sounds to me like you’re just a reactionary internet expert but in reality you can’t even boil an egg.

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          4 days ago

          no, didn’t watch it. He’s obviously wrong if he cooks eggs for that long and expects anything but firm yolk. Anyone can boil an egg. the very slightly more complex task is boiling a soft egg.

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            4 days ago

            Hahah don’t watch it it’s not for you, obviously your eggs game is superior