Please invite me to the wedding!

Cleric: Hold my ale. About time my day job pays off.

Okay, but where are these American arm-bearing workers? What are they waiting for?

You mean being able to find whatever I need without clicking through 5 links?

Probably more common than you think. I know someone who worked in the transport industry. They had one advice they gave everyone: “when you’re driving while tired or stressed, hyperfocus on the two lines on the road in front of you. NEVER look at any tree or pole on the side of the road.”