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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland

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Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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WASHINGTON—Vehemently defending his controversial closed-eye moments, President Donald Trump insisted Monday that his frequent naps were necessary to protect U.S. interests in Dreamland. “It may be hard to tell from where you’re sitting, but trust me, I’m not taking it easy in Dreamland,” said the 80-year-old Trump, who lashed out at reporters for asking questions […]
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      Same origin story pre-fire. Same look post-fire.

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    Imagine how much better a permanent nap would be!

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    King Dedede was Trump all along.

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