expand for full thread. Don't feel obliged to read it all. Joke is a bit repetetive.

  • Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    If these people knew anything about parascience they’d see that CLEARLY anon was possessed by a ghost who died of constipation, and who used anon’s body as a conduit to release the ecto-shit weighing them down to this plane. Ecto-shit, being ghostly, is of course invisible to the naked human eye.

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      That sounds like the worst violation that could ever happen to someone. So glad I’m not the hacker known as Anon right now

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      You know what, i agree. I edited it to add a spoiler and “read at your own risk” for everything after the first panel of replies

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    Ya’ll didn’t know? The way you get to hell is by being squeezed out an anus with ten thousand other souls. Thats why theres that line about crawling on your belly.