Hope we have fewer book burnings after this crusade. I think humanity was set back a few hundred years last time we went all-in on holy wars. I hate that we’ve regressed 8 centuries in just 6 years.

I used to believe humanity had a fighting chance at becoming interstellar but the last few years have convinced that we’re bound to this ball of dirt.

My favorite spiders are jumping spiders. They’re agile and playful and responsive and utterly harmless for people. I can still remember the day I killed a jumping spider on accident while trying to shoo it off of my pants, and that was decades ago. I’m sorry little fella, I thought you’d scoot, not smear. Now I’m extra careful with any spider I’m handling.

If there’s grass on the field, cry?