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Can’t be depressed when you’re busy fighting crime!
They are actually fixing you by commiting crime.
They absolutely do. Mr. Schnorky regulates my screen time, for example. When computer time is over he magically turns my laptop into a bed. Which isn’t legal, but upholding the law and doing the right thing are not always the same.
Good kitty, thanks for his service 🫡
Be gay; fight crime?
Is that a choice?
Batman: Hold my Cowl
Cats cause much crime. Cat says she is preventing crime by doing crime. I’m suspicious, but she keeps purring. Hmmmm…
Good thing crime is imaginary.
Kitties are perfect. Any “crime” is just an unfortunate miscommunication.
