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WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Selfhosted@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Fancy new WAF

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Fancy new WAF

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WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Selfhosted@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    19 hours ago

    Your WAF is giving me a WAP

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      Can we get that WAP up on the WAN?

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    IT crowd Jen presenting the Internet

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    • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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      Oh, but a USB condom really is a thing though. It just passes through power but no data, as those pins are missing.

    • tomiant@piefed.social
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      I caught a virus :(

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      Every guy thinks he needs a Magnum.

      • SayCyberOnceMore@feddit.uk
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        5 hours ago

        Or

        ?

  • quick_snail@feddit.nl
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    21 hours ago

    What percent of viruses does it block?

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      99.9999%
      With the identical uptime (free of charge)

      • quick_snail@feddit.nl
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        I thought heppa filters were only 4 nines. And need to be changed at least once a year

        • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Super special filter.
          With extra uptime

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    https://netfilter.org/

  • modus@lemmy.world
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    Hide a pihole inside that.

    • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I want a pi(e) in my hole too.

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        I’ve got your 3.14 inches right here.

        • tomiant@piefed.social
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          deleted by creator

    • OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml
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      Genius as fuck!

  • night_petal@piefed.social
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    After the FCC router ban, everyone in the US is going to need this in a few years.

  • folekaule@lemmy.world
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    For best performance, remember to always change your internet filter when you change your blinkenlights fluid

    • voidsignal@lemmy.world
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      my what?

      • folekaule@lemmy.world
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        your Blinkenlights fluid. Not to be confused with blinker fluid

        • tomiant@piefed.social
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          Is that a thing of beauty or what? XYtPhioQPOJfrb7.png

          • tomiant@piefed.social
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            My mind is going.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk

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          Genuinely fascinating that people learned to read that stuff like language. I mean I guess it was language. Hmm I guess that sort of was the monitor… just really big analogue pixels…

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    Doesn’t work with asbesddos

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    No more dusty packets

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    I wanna see your firewall

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    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    Be careful when you empty that, it’s going to be FILTHY.

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      OP is a furry so you can imagine the level of smut

      • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.worldOP
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        I thought that was our little secret :/

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    That’s a big one too, should catch lots of malware in that!

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    See, we don’t need age checks. We just need some of these bad boys.

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    Nice. Now you can’t reach the Internet.

    • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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      NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.

      • tomiant@piefed.social
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        Basically my life motto.

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        deleted by creator

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      Any any that mofo

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