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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

What's your Dad Score?

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What's your Dad Score?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ZDL@lazysoci.al
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    My dad always said “let’s rock and/or roll” for departure.

    • WandowsVista@lemmy.world
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      24 hours ago

      my version of this:

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      I yearn to say “In the pipe, five by five” but I don’t have the right public for that quote :/

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        That’s … comms talk, right? 5×5 means max strength and clarity, I think. In the pipe, not so clear.

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          It’s from Aliens. It’s what the lady pilot says when the squad is taking off in their dropship.

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          It’s when you are being double penetrated by 2 guys with average sized penises.

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