Haha yeah, that was my experience. “So how are you feeling?” “Yeah, I can feel the juice spreading through my system like I’m on fire. It’s pretty painful” and then I’m out.
That whole experience was a radical way to confirm my pain tolerance seems to be above average so I ain’t complaining, though. It’s a nice change from when I was a kid and having panic attacks at the thought of needles.

It’s from Aliens. It’s what the lady pilot says when the squad is taking off in their dropship.

Nothing odd about wanting to put Tim’s nose in his shit. The man is beyond oblivious.

I think once they realised they could sell skins for the price of full games, they were like “fuck it”. I think the only reason this works still is that they have a critical mass of kids who have no way to compare and don’t realise how much they’re getting fucked over.

But as younger generations are more and more aware earlier on, their business model is, perhaps, flailing. But of course they want to apply a business solution to the problem.

Colour me shocked. Incel ragebait on 4chan?!

I’ve been seeing the news for weeks now, but only last week did I actually check what EUR/l those values were and I nearly died laughing…

Eight-ish? Dad of two nearing fifty so I guess I’m on par for the course.

One is discovered thanks to US memes is the dad uniform including New Balance. I bought some NB when I was in China and I have to say they really are comfy.

The one about awkward loads is hilarious to me. Because it really is true though. You can lift a shit ton more if you’ve a good grip! I can hardly lift a washing machine, but I can carry one on my back without issue.

I yearn to say “In the pipe, five by five” but I don’t have the right public for that quote :/