Jesus. no wine? miracle. dead friend? raise em up. not enough food? miracle some up. get crucified? rise from the dead.
the whole letting himself get captured plot was so out of left field.
Don’t forget the cringy cult like fanbase.
And the wild fanfic.
no wine? miracle.
Metaphor for conspiracy.
dead friend? raise em up.
Metaphor for a friend leaving the cult and coning back. See “X is dead to me”
not enough food? miracle some up.
Metaphor for inciting wealth redistribution
get crucified?
Brother.
rise from the dead.
Metaphor for leaving cult, but coming back for transition when terms of separation were agreed.
Mr. Magoo.
Rincewind.
This feels like cheating.
Kenny from South Park?
Goku. DBZ constantly reverses deaths by turning it into another form of training.
King (one punch man)
Daniel Jackson
He may die a fair bit, but he won’t stay dead for long.
When he gets his funeral card punched 10 times his next one is free.
Wolverine, who completely regenerated from a single drop of blood.
Does that, uh, mean that every time he bleeds he clones himself?
Not just blood…
Why you think he’s so grumpy all the time? He can’t risk a single drop of semen becoming an army of wolverines.
In one of the Frozen short films, Elsa creates an army of living snowmen by sneezing
Truly a #nofap for the sake of humanity
Spartan 117 from Halo. It’s pretty explicitly said that he has luck on his side. Hypothetically, he’s quantum immortal (we might all be actually) and the checkpoint system in the games is based around this immortality.
I love Akira but Kaneda has serious plot armor. He gets shot at by soldiers with automatic weapons countless times and survives. That and the collapsing buildings, psychics, and other hazards he just shrugs off. Meanwhile, Chiyoko gets stabbed by some random scumbag.
Frank Gallagher
I dont know, those types of people in real life tend to either die young or live wayyyyyyyyyy too long.
Gandalf
Probably the protagonist of “My Instant Death Ability is So Overpowered, No One in This Other World Stands a Chance Against Me!” He can kill anyone with a thought. You can’t kill him because he eliminated the possibility of killing him.
Reiner Braun
Road Runner. Pretty sure it was literally one of the rules the writers had for the show.
Road Runner ran so the rest of us could relate to Coyote:
