Welcome to America. If you can’t afford to buy your own justice, you don’t deserve your freedom.

Oh no. I get what they were saying.

It was never intended to be good. It IS working as intended and that is definitely not a good thing.

Sure did!

I thought that at first too, but it definitely looks more like an astronaut helmet.

Is that an astronaut?

Get a better router. Once my kids started gaming, I started lagging bad. The cheap routers just can’t keep up.

Not just any kind of donkey, the SMARTEST of all donkeys!

Keep practicing, get those numbers up, and next thing you know, you’ll have a wife and two offspring!

I’m right there with you! That was the only one that I refuse to do!

Controlling people through fear.

Just like nobody’s putting free drugs in Halloween candy, or passing them out at schools, or any of the other stories that are really just horrible business strategies.

Oh. Here’s another fun fact, you can NOT get high, sick or killed by just touching fentanyl.

USPS has already added a fuel surcharge for packages.

Have you ever not felt tired at all, but suddenly are unable to keep your eyes open because you’re doing something incredibly boring? For me it was always long drives and chemistry class.

Oh wow. You described my life REALLY well.

I was almost 40 when I decided to read a book about ADHD so I could better understand my new stepson. As the book is explaining how an ADHD mind works I kept thinking, wait, that’s not normal?!?

Ahh, I had suspicious, but now I’m convinced.

Between the overly condescending tone, and of course the initial butting in and telling someone who suggested feeding chickens that they are cruel, tells me that this isn’t about self growth, it’s about telling everyone how much better you are than them.

I’m giving you a lot of grace here because I don’t think you realize you did it, and I’d like to give you a chance to see it.

Did you ask the same question about tipping in OMR last week?

Every tip will be more appreciated if it comes in a currency the person understands.

Still pisses me off on the regular, but maybe there’s a trick to fix this that I haven’t learned.

No, not defensive. You do you, and your thoughts on what I do, don’t affect me at all.

I just think it’s odd that you draw the line between plants and animals, when the animals themselves don’t even draw that same line. Some animals are designed to eat other animals, and some are designed to be eaten. It’s the natural order.

Sorry to keep referencing cats, but they NEED meat. Some people have tried to force their cats to go vegan, only to kill their feline friend.

By all means, if you need to create an illogical moral superiority to justify your existence, go right ahead, but know that there is no prize for whoever voluntarily suffers the most. In the end, the animals will thank you just as much as the plants would if you stopped eating those.

Wow. That’s nuts. I respect that it’s your opinion, and I wish you the best of luck, but what do you eat?

I hope it’s not plant based. Because growing an individual from a seed only to eventually slaughter and devour it is cruel. Have you even considered how the plant feels when pluck it’s genitals off and eat them, or in some instances, gather a bunch and put them out on display?! How grotesque!

Just because plants can’t tell you how much they are suffering, do you take that as consent to dominate and devour them at your will?

I have cats. Aside from rodent control, they don’t serve any purpose other than being part of the family. If my cats somehow had the ability to lay eggs, and since they are all fixed these are unfertilized eggs with no possibility of bearing offspring. Would it be wrong if me to make an omelette from them?

I might have made it more weird by using my cats.

But if you had a few chickens and provided them food and shelter and took good care of them, like you would any pet, why not use their eggs? They’re going to lay them either way. Is it more moral to throw them away?