If you put fresh shit in a closed box, it will still stink up the whole room, but the shit in my ass will barely stink even if my ass is on your face, although there is a hole there. Why

  • Janx@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    Sphincters and seals: they do a good job! Not fun to think about, but that’s why when someone shits their pants, or dies and voids their bowels, it’s immediately obvious.

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    1 month ago

    They still stink if you let some air through by farting. Boxes are rarely airtight, whereas assholes usually are.

    Source: I have a plastic box that I often put some acetone in. And sometimes I fart. The two are not related.

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    1 month ago

    I appreciate your presence on this website a lot and that’s a genuine sentiment. Most of your other posts are pretty bleak (and I appreciate them too) but this one got a good giggle out of me xD “Why” lol