• Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      5·
      11 days ago

      “This meeting could have been a manifesto”

      We just hit 4 hours, the all-staffs are notoriously bad but this is particularly awful

      • bendovertherainbow@fedinsfw.appEnglish
        3·
        11 days ago

        At 4 hours the only thing I’d be doing is mentioning headset problems in chat, and either busting out toys or getting ready for fun with friends…

        That isn’t a meaning, its a demonstration of legal torture

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          11 days ago

          I was considering faking my own death, but your suggestion might be a whole (hole?) lot more fun…

          • bendovertherainbow@fedinsfw.appEnglish
            2·
            11 days ago

            Depending on how many friends could change the answer, too

            Besides, if you fake your own death they are just going to try and send flowers and have a pizza party and try to get everyone else to work harder since you’re not there. Plus its a trick you only get to use once.

            Headset problems happen all the time. And with four hours to fill… That’s a lot of fucking. Or a little fucking a lot of times. Or a lot of people fucking a few times? Dpends on the number of friends that are down and available obviously.

            Waaaayyyyy more fun though

            Edit: I’m stoned and horny so I’m sorry if this is rambling nonsense

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      3·
      11 days ago

      Among the reasons I’m so manifestly against return to office mandates, this is one of the big ones…

      • pech@lemmy.world
        3·
        11 days ago

        10000%

        We weren’t meant to sit in a beige hellscape for the majority of our natural lives.

  • StrangeBedfellow@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    11 days ago

    I’ve heard of meeting-itis, but you have a certain panache for offering a number of alternative routes to entry to a whole different scenario😁

  • show_me_what_you_got_grrl@fedinsfw.appEnglish
    2·
    10 days ago

    Hot picture! Now this will be all I think that everyone is doing on teams!

    Don’t ask me how I know that teams meetings timeout after a few days and have to be reset 🤮