They are the most adorable little spiders. One time I was at the park with my kids and I had a cold drink that had condensation on the outside. There was a jumping spider on the table I was sitting at. I put down my drink, he comes and drinks the condensation. I pick it up for a drink, he retreats. Rinse and repeat for half an hour. I was so delighted, it was delightful.

One of my old flats, I would sometimes see a small jumping spider staring at me from the sink, while I was trying to poop. And we’d always have to have a small discussion about boundaries, and "please don’t jump on me, I can literally see you thinking about it

Cute little shits, and they never did jump on me while I was pooping… but they always reminded me that it was an option

Ok, the subject was super cute so you had your work cut out for you, however technically getting a fairly good pic like that took some effort (or luck, if you took only one quick pic), gg!

Jumpers are the best, they are legit adorable 😍

So. Cute.

The fact that you call him pervert because he’s watching you “work”, raise some questions on the latter.

What, exactly, is the job? …. I mean what’s the position called? …

Some jumping spiders show signs of thinking and planning while hunting their prey. More than thought possible before some studies. Nice picture.

Not sure where you’re located, but it looks like a hungry little female Regal

“Imagine what I do to you if you weren’t so huge, flesh daddy!”

Looks like rocky