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She also told me not to swallow watermelon seeds cuz they would grow in my belly……

I thought hot tap water was bad for you? Of course my mom told me that back in 80s along with some other stuff that turned out to be not so true lol

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Looks like my ex wife’s heart

Awww I love Sandy, such a cool horse. Congrats to both of you❤️

I’ve been in and out of it for years now

That’s amazing, it kind of reminds me of my awesome tent

Elect a clown, expect a circus

That’d be a killer album cover! Nice work, looks great :)

Damn, I’m friggin super-mega-dad over here. I also literally typed this with one finger

Combined IQ of -7.

A subscription fee to not do anything, what a bunch of criminals. What a fucked up country we live in now :(

Jumpers are the best, they are legit adorable 😍

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^ me

Funny you say that- I’m a landscaper and plant a ton of stuff, but I cannot for the life of me keep a houseplant alive. I try!!! have a black thumb I suppose 😂. And my many cats don’t help either. I’m a raging empath and can read people and animals like it’s my job. I prefer animals, thank you very much :)

Absolutely worth it. Animals are amazing. I live on a little farm and get to enjoy all kinds of awesome beasts. Very happy for warmer weather. Hope you two have lots of fun together 💕

Spring has sprung!! She is beautiful 💗