If he wasn’t so damned cute he’d have a real problem on his hands.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
    5·
    4 days ago

    Much like with a bear or a big cat attack - if it happens I’m gonna try to sneak in one last lil pet!

    (Reminds me of Spaceman.)

    • homes@piefed.worldEnglish
      2·
      4 days ago

      “Once upon a time, I had an asshole…”

      (The Tale of How I Got Split In Twain)

      Edit: you know, I’ve been out of work for a while. Perhaps I should write a book.