• BillyClark@piefed.social
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    9 days ago

    I have a family member who died during the beginning of the COVID pandemic who I suspect might have survived longer if anyone competent had been president.

    There are millions of people alive on Earth today who can legitimately blame Trump for the death of a loved one. We wouldn’t need any other excuse for whatever behavior we show.

    Whenever Trump kicks the bucket, I know I’ll feel both relief and disappointment. Disappointment because he won’t have spent enough time in prison for the evil things he did.

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    “Political differences are no excuse for celebrating Donald Trump’s death! He was a human being!”

    “Donald Trump himself openly celebrated the deaths of people he had differences with, like Rob Reiner and Robert Mueller.”

    “Oh, I guess that makes sense. Carry on.”

    This concludes my performance of a discussion that will absolutely never happen anywhere, ever.

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    I mean, I was planning on pissing on that grave no matter what, but an excuse might be nice

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      There is zero chance that MAGA will look at the Trump quote, and say “you know what, you have a point, I can’t be mad at you for celebrating Trump’s death without being a hypocrite”.

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    I’m going to party for a fuckin year when that pedophile dies.

    Don’t give a flying fuck what any magat thinks at that stage.

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    I quit drinking 2 and a bit years ago, imma get fucking wasted when he dies, fucking obliterated.

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        I only quit because I got bored and decided I’ll only have a drink if its something worth celebrating and the death of McHitler definitely checks all the boxes.

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          Right on bro. I’m a former addict but I do drink on occasions so I totally get this. Alcohol wasn’t my addiction but it was my dad’s and all that shit is just such a slippery slope. Enjoy that drink when it comes, I’ll be there too.

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    9 days ago

    “I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

    I can’t wait to use this EXACT phrase when Donny Twoscoops finally kicks the bucket. His cultists will wail and gnash their teeth - and it will be glorious!!

  • Bio bronk@lemmy.world
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    lmao some idiot on fb actually reported me to my work for posting a kirk death meme. I just said that’s obviously fake. now I’ll just send this up the chaim and see how we are about gov contracts

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    Every social media platform on this side of the clearweb can permaban me, idgaf. I’m fucking CELEBRATING when Trump dies. I think I might buy some fancy liquor and drinking glasses just for the occasion.

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    I have a bottle of beer in ma fridge, on which I have written “only consume when Trump has kicked the bucket.” it’s nice and cold and beckons at me every day, but I have WILLPOWER.

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        It never “expires” as in becomes dangerous to drink, but it ages, and the results are wide-ranging but typically not great. The kind of beer, bottling process, temperature, and light exposure all play a role. Most are good for around 6 months at most, becoming “skunky” and just tasting terrible.