Yes, footballers are generally a bunch of softcocks. I live next to a footy oval. 100% cars. Mostly monster trucks. It’s a 10 minute walk from the train station.

Spectators will watch from their cars. They don’t even walk to the fence. Every parent is overweight. None of them actually play.

Some of the cars come from houses so close that I can see them leave the park and pull into their driveway.

You’d be able to get to work. If you have kids younger than high-school age, or if anyone in the house plays a sport, you have zero chance.

Not once have I seen someone taking a train to footy or cricket practice.

Price increases when demand goes up, or supply goes down.

It’s only cheap when supply exceeds demand. They’re cutting supply here.

To win the AI pop, you gotta have a supply of ECC motherboards ready to go when it all gets scrapped.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.