Well, I was a precocious kid with access to good information, so I had heard of sex toys under other names. Dildoes mainly, as my earliest discovery of such things was in the early eighties and vibrators weren’t a very common thing to see mentioned in books and magazines. They were out there, but hadn’t filtered down into what I had access to. Marital aids was the other term that was used commonly as a blanket phrase to cover everything
But I didn’t see a sex toy until I was maybe ten or eleven. My parents were next door, and I went piddling around the house out of boredom. In the spare room where my mom kept her sewing machine and dresser with bedding, I discovered what I later found out was a gag gift.
It was a double ended dildo. It was thicker than my wrist, and longer than my forearm I wasn’t a tiny lad either. Rough guessing from memory, maybe two inches thick and maybe fourteen inches long. It was some kind of rubber, probably latex.
This was an enlightening find. I had seen pictures of naked women, including fairly explicit “beaver shots” as they got called. So, to my naive mind, this toy must be of a size that women liked, or why would my mom have it? But how in the hell would that thing go into a vagina?!
Obviously, such toys are actually used sometimes. But at the time, I was unaware of the amazing elasticity of the vagina, despite being aware babies came out of them.
Mind
Blown
Years later, when helping my mom move some stuff, we came across it. That’s when she disclosed it had been a gag gift and never actually used. She had forgotten it was even there.
Well, if you just dive in face first and go to town, you’ll get the job done