Didn’t realize this was a recreational drug on it’s own; I always just knew it was synthesized in the liver when cocaine and ethanol are in the blood stream.

Well it WAS until you brought it up! >:(

I too love it. I would keep it on a stand next to the door and rub its head for luck.

In 3 years my wife would win it on the divorce (specifically because I would spend hours in the middle of the night rubbing its head and muttering to myself) and set fire to it in an act of rebellion.

The smoke released from the fire would take the form of a dark specter and haunt the world for 5000 years.

Or I would just keep it on the shelf and enjoy having something that I can tease my wife with. d: