Global find out phase sounds good to me. We shouldn’t be inflicted on the rest of the universe, recent events make that abundantly clear.

I want to launch a satellite that eats other satellites and poops out figurines of little hands flipping off so the whole night sky can be a giant fuck you to these morons.

The case against Smith highlights a growing problem for the music industry that had largely recovered from the Napster music piracy era of the early 2000s only to be faced with an AI-based threat to revenue from music streaming platforms such as Amazon Music, Apple Music, Spotify and YouTube Music.

This is supposed to make me feel sympathetic to the multi billion dollar corporations? Fuck all the way off with that shit.

Throw some beans on top and get 3.

People fell for that line in the 1940s, at that time it had some effect too. It’s total bullshit in 2026.

Their stupidity truly is boundless.

That explains that one episode of Rick and Morty tho

We can sell tickets for people to take turns pushing. A dollar per participant sounds reasonable to me.

Shooting a large rocket full of tech bros directly in to the sun will have a similar effect.

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I don’t care if it’s android or anything else, the moment my phone does that is the moment I switch to something else.