If that boy ain’t about to die we’re paying too much to feed him

I like eating fungus genitals…

Nah one’s an alpha and the other’s an omega. Unless you’ve got some beta ass problems, in which case you better hope those aren’t hetero problems.

Idk I make a mean tortellini and black bean soup

When I don’t know what’s missing a dash of lemon or lime juice solves the problem. Acid fixes issues of depth, salt fixes flavors not coming through properly