You can spruce up the entryway even if you aren’t expecting a party.

Alright, so I’ve actually ordered drugs off whitehouse on the darkweb when it was still active and I’m 90% sure it was meth. Learn from my mistakes, there is almost no accountability and meth is very cheap to make.

There have been multiple studies about how painkillers are underperscribed to women. There’s been a huge push to get doctors to recognize women’s pain, as well as surveys done on doctors with patients facing similar problems who will, in general, under report pain in women. It is a systemic problem.

I knew a highschool art teacher who woulds give any female student more then 80% because “women already get everything they want.”

Your lack of real world experience is showing.

I, too, was raised catholic.

As someone who’s had to design graphics with a manager backseat driving, yes.

Are you sure you want 300 characters on a business card? It wont be legible. Yes, I know it looks big on the screen, it’s called zo… oh okay. And a boat in the background? But it’s for an event without boats. Yep. Okay. It represents freedom and people will understand? There’s your boat.

A month later someone posts a worst business card top ten list for likes and everyone blames the designer.

Yep. Lived above a restaurant so I wasn’t getting rid of them. All the caulking, glue traps, diatomaceous earth and poison I could afford wouldn’t get rid of them. It’s been two years and I still think I see them when something moves at the corner of my vision. I have nightmares about turning on the kitchen light.

Every few months I get the sudden urge to eat a whole bunch of celery. The desire comes unbidden and the imbibing happens in a near fugue. I do not enjoy it.

For the next two days whenever I shit I, forgetting about the celery, believe I have worms.

Hot.