no one wants you either but here we are.

you assume that b–p even knows what sex feels like. and self pleasure doesn’t count b–p.

more like: naming someone properly is a sign of respect. you don’t deserve respect at all.

Reddit mods (actual mods not subreddit mods) are a bunch of filthy pedophiles.

ok grammar popo. arrest me or shoot me on sight. 🚔

lol I forgot there were still keyboards with a numberpad. that’s definitely on me.

bowl cuts are so much worse.

just wait till Trump says it’s taken out of context or is fake news.

my favorite is when Jobs require (at an entry level) experience in a program that only their company uses (as in the company made the program for themselves and doesn’t let others use it). or when they require experience in a version of a program that doesn’t exist at all.

– saw a job posting for an office admin position back in 2018 that required experience in Microsoft Windows 11. Windows 11 didn’t come out till October 5th 2021. I don’t see any keyboard where the “1” and the “0” are right next to each other.

And my personal favorite on job tech requirements was a job posting in 2023 for a medical receptionist position at a mom and pop type of dentist place. they required new employees to buy their own “company” phone (not allowed to use personal phones for any company related calls and required you to be able to take company calls after hours.). The requirements for the phone were weird to say the least… they required all phones to be black (why do you need a color req?) and required either have an iPhone 17 (iPhone 16 hadn’t even come out yet) or a Samsung Galaxy S24 – slightly better in the “it doesn’t exist” category as they were only one version off in their number range. but hey maybe they had fat fingers as “3” is next to “4” but there is no excuse for that iPhone failure. or maybe the Job poster was a time traveler who had his dates mixed up. 😂

but it’s not as bad as the job postings for part time job offers at big companies where they clearly copied and pasted the job descriptions from a template… as in it still had stuff like --insert company name and store location here-- and – insert full time benefits here–. 💀🪦 – looking at you Lowes and Sysco.

Don’t worry… Israel learned from the Best.

Man I sure wish we Americans could cut down on cars… oh wait… who cut funding to public transportation? hint he magically regrew his ear after being shot, wears more makeup than a painted whore in a novel, and loves to have “talks” with foreign leaders from Wakanda.

you forgot the part about said kid being armed with a gun that magically vanished… or a gun that magically was a gun that should have already been in lockup as evidence but magically waltzed it’s way out of the police station, across town, and into the hands of a kid.

my favorite are all the idiots denying that MAGA was founded by Nazis.

the founder of the National Socialist White Peoples Party (American based) was founded by a literal Nazi who fled from Germany (he later was murdered by an American Nazi… I guess he wasn’t Nazi enough for the Americans). They are a big funder and author of MAGA and Project 2025.

I can be very specific: Jamaica Hospital June 14th 1946

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