Che Banana

one of my core childhood memories is eating ice cold egg salads after a day of it being in my fanny pack skiing…that and sparkling apple cider.

BLASPHEMY!

lol, nah, you do you, leaves more for us.

More like “all you had to do was pay us enough to live on”

Huevos.

Huevos de Toros.

It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.

Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.

Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.

These stories about ‘rifts, breaks, divides, etc’ in MAGA have always been bullshit. MAGA assholesnwillnalwsys fall in line regardless of what dear leader does because they’re too fucking dumb to do otherwise and would have to exercise critical thinking skills…and that’s just way too much to ask.

petulant little baby

Ah yes… the most I knew about him I learned from Bloom County.

the terrible thing is I can’t even remember his name and he was Vice President!

Dating myself but one Potato-e bombed a vice presidents chances…

Nah, " ‘another intern’ or staff member wrote it." would be my guess

Getting to the end point, hope the world can survive

aneurysm posting

Capybara.

Chill. Zero fucks given. Love water.

I do appreciate the warning, I usually look at the comments before clicking articles and man you’re spot on.

Johnson eats shit on a daily basis

(gov provided) services should never be for profit

Am so better!

edit: tldr

I didn’t live in Spain when the had pesetas, but there is a hardware store 8 go to that still has the billing in euros & pesetas…

‘weeks’