She must have been going at least 70. Look at how fast that house whizzes by

Now that’s the sort of creative greentext I like!

Impossible: write a green text without making it about a ‘girl’

So this is how they make skinny pigs

No, they’d just keep cutting the hair in half

Ah so that’s why the world is full of sinners

Also there’s a FF extension called Tab Session Manager that removes the problem of keeping hold of tabs entirely

I have a bookmark folder called Zombie Tabs that I periodically tidy the zombie tabs into

Endin a word with -g just doesn’t sound very melodic

Prions

Tbh, I don’t get why dissidents use Telegram when Signal is literally right there

Ah, that makes sense. I forgot you could subpoena 3rd parties

Car wash. I could fall asleep to that

Surely there must be a reason Russian dissidents trust it though? It’s owned by an anti Putin Russian oligarch, right?

Wait, how can you subpoena someone without a court case? Or what are they suing MS for?

You don’t want the joke to become a cliff hanger!

Booooooooo

That makes sense. I’m pretty sure there’s a ton of gay porn that starts with a pizza delivery boy

I think it’s the bit where they ordered a pizza

Last time someone pinched polska they got bombed by the British